I can hear some of the initial reactions to the title of this post.
Most likely you’re thinking, “Bah Humbug to you too, pal,” or… “Is your real name Ebenezer San Giacomo? After all, your initials wouldn’t change.”
To save myself from the holiday madness:
I can avoid crowded stores and traffic by shopping online.
I can avoid spending lots of money by hunting for bargains or doing the shopping earlier.
I can avoid cooking for hours on end by enjoying a simple dinner with my wife and no guests.
I can avoid the anti-religion ad campaigns by Atheist groups by simply ignoring them.
I can avoid (place any other pet peeves about the holidays here).
However, the one thing that I wish I could avoid, but can’t, is going to church.
That’s one incredible thing for a devout follower of Catholicism to say, but it’s true. In fact, you can toss in Palm Sunday and Easter as well.
***If only I had the ability to photograph your wide eyes and gaping jaws at this moment.*** 🙂
But that’s the truth. Palm Sunday, Easter, and Christmas are the three days of the year that I’d like to avoid going to Mass.
Why? Because of all the PECs. “What’s a PEC?” you ask. It’s what regular parishioners call those people who attend Mass three times a year. PECs only go to church on Palm Sunday, Easter, and Christmas. Although I think crediting them with three church attendances per year is being nice. I’m sure the majority of PECs actually score only one or two out of three.
I agree with most clergy on this matter when they say things like “Well…they (PECs) are better off in church than not.” Who knows? Maybe they’ll come back for more and become a regular parishioner. It’s possible, and I’m hopeful for such things.
So it’s not their presence that bothers me. Nobody’s presence bothers me in church; those doors are always open to all. Which naturally begs the question, what bothers me about PECs?
It’s their attitude.
I’m sure at some point, you’ve seen video footage from stores where people get trampled or fight over that toy in short supply. How depressing it is to witness something like that. Well, that’s the same attitude that the PECs bring into church, treating communion like a first-come, first-served “free for all.” The clergy have wised up over the years, and now give out instructions that communion is dispensed row by row. Imagine the PECs’ disappointment over the fact that they got to the church early in order to be the first in line for the communion and “beat the crowd”, only to find out that it’s done in an orderly fashion. It’s as if they are on line at Best Buy for the latest iPhone gadget.
Oops, I almost forgot something important about Catholicism. If you’ve ever missed a Mass, then you can’t receive communion until the sacrament of reconciliation (confession and absolution) has been dispensed to you by a priest. But don’t try to tell that to a PEC.
I don’t mind standing in church; sometimes I actually think it’s a good thing that the pews are full. However, on the three days in question, I know that it is not a good thing. PECs cram into the front pews as if they’re lucky to get a better seat for a concert. Like I said, I really don’t mind standing, but what about the little old lady with the walker and the oxygen tank that shows up faithfully every week? Why should she have to stand?
I would get up and offer her my seat. PECs don’t.
Next comes the unruly PEC children. Sometimes they play with toys and games. I remember one kid crawling up to the podium with a toy truck imitating engine sounds, while the priest was giving his homily. The PEC parents were smiling and laughing at their adorable child, and made no effort to stop him.
How I just wanted to tell them that not everybody thinks their child is a bundle of joy, especially when said child is interrupting a solemn ceremony.
And then there are the dreaded cell phones. There’s nothing like having a bright light jiggling around in your peripheral vision, or hearing that ring tone during the consecration of the Holy Eucharist, or their chattering.
In all fairness, I do have to say that not all PECs are created equal. The San Antonio PECs are much better than the New York City PECs. I have not yet experienced or witnessed the behavioral pattern of the typical Idaho PEC, but I’ll find that out tomorrow at Midnight Mass. Yes, I now only attend Midnight Mass for Christmas and Easter, because they are fewer PECs.
O Lord, please give me patience…right now!
This happens in our church also.
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Which one would that be? It kind of goes with the turf in the Catholic Church because there are 1.2 Billion members, and you can’t expect them all to be properly Catechized.
Christmas hugs and Cheers! from me to you. 🙂
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Well, fortunately, I can (and do) avoid church services, so I’ve never experienced Church PECs before. I can however imagine their actions. I’ve been the bystander to many of their public displays of ‘me first in line’ shenanigans in grocery stores and shops. And I’ve watched their unruly children. They are often not amusing.
I sympathise with you because they really don’t see the error in their ways. All it takes is a little politeness and courtesy to set them straight, but their lives are sadly too busy for such things.
Merry Christmas. I hope your holidays are peaceful with a touch of snow to make everything look as though magic rests on every tree branch.
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Thanks Diane,
I hope you have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! 🙂
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Ernesto,
I will pray for you.
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I hate when people don’t take their kids out when they cry, and also the cellphones. And lately, I’ve even noticed people will bring food into church! It floors me when I see this. It’s not a drive-in movie for goodness sake! Oh, and the town where I live now, they roll up the sidewalks at 6 PM…. So Midnight Mass starts at 6:30. (Yes, really!) Good luck at church and Merry Christmas!
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Thanks Rachel. Have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
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Thank you! As it turned out, I got sick and didn’t make it to church and barely out of bed. And the doctor s closed until Monday. I hope you got a good seat and saw a lot of familiar faces. 🙂
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We had a power outage and a snowstorm. Had to have Mass by candlelight and it was only half full.
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What bring food to eat while sitting in the pews during church service. Well nothing surprises me anymore. But could you blame them, sometimes I feel like churches just want to entertain people not really reach them.
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Yeah I’ve seen LOTS of people with Egg McMuffins and such from fast food places. It’s really weird. And yes, I agree, it seems more like a place to meet up sometimes rather than to worship.
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I know that church sometimes can be a social club. But I have a first time to see them eating in the pews. I’ve seen people eating in the church dining area or kitchen area all the time and it’s common because they cook meals there and have after church dinners but never in the pews.That seems so weird. I am not allowed to ever eat in the library or doctors waiting rooms. I think this is total disrespect for God’s abode. Anyway who am I to judge. Just sayin.
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I totally agree. Frankly, when I was a kid, I hated wearing dresses to church and I didn’t understand why jeans wouldn’t be just as appropriate as long as I was there….but now that everyone wears jeans to church these days, I feel so old, because I just shake my head at how disrespectful I now think it looks too. LOL!
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Oh wow! I know a lot of churches are really laid back as far as clothing is concerned. I think they stop caring about the clothes in order to get more people to come to church. I think it’s pretty smart though. Because back in the day churches or some of them were very legalistic. You had to cover your head and wear long dresses. It’s a good thing there are a lot of different types of churches available so that some can go in jeans or some can go in long dresses if they like. I used to feel like you had to wear a dress to church. But the one thing I don’t like is how some people are inappropriately dressed with too much exposure of themselves. How can they expect men to concentrate when some women go there in scanty clothes. Oh well, i guess you could go somewhere else.
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Please don’t tell me that they chow down on an Egg McMuffin and then receive Holy Communion.
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Yes, they do! Isn’t that awful? And one church I go to sometimes still uses the same glass rather than the individual cups. You can imagine where my mind goes there. Sad.
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Never seen that one before. But I’m not surprised. 😦
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Ernesto, you give me something to think about. How about the fact that people no longer dress up (except the children) for Easter nor do they wear flowers. People in my neighborhood used to make a living selling white and red roses. We are actually having midnight mass tonight but I won’t be there because I don’t go out alone at night.
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Glad you mentioned this “dressing down” phenomena. I’ve heard that if a Mass is said the way it’s properly done on EWTN, people just start dressing better.
I saw the proof of this one day. My wife and I were on the road and we went to Mass in Texarkana. Sure enough they were saying the Mass with parts in Latin just like EWTN, and everybody was dressed up. All the men had on jackets and ties, and all of the women wore dresses and hats. BTW this was just an average Sunday morning in August.
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I always thought churches were serene , unlike our temples which are teaming with life and people 24×7, 365 days a year. I didn’t know there’s jostling in churches too. Interesting write-up.
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lol – your initials wouldn’t change! btw-I pinned your tree with a link back here to my Blogs and Bloggers board on Pinterest. Hope a few PECs take the tie to follow the link.
xx,
mgh
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